Your dog mom is showing... Be labled as a DMILF, literally. This DOGMILF barcode hoodie will indeed be scanned by many eyes, hinting that your milfness is strickly toward your dog only... With a mirrored DMILF sleeve (right arm), armed with your DMILF badge (left wrist), you can quickly explain your abbreviations to anyone that's courageous enough to ask. Act sassy, be nice, and stay proud of being a DOGMILF.
